2020-10-14

Overdrawn in the Check-out Line

Non-chan: What's wrong, Hal?.

Hal (shakes his head): Nothing.

Non-chan: You're a little quiet.

Kay: He's always quiet.

Bee: Maybe a little quieter than usual, though.

Non-chan: So, what's on your mind?

Hal: Well, I'm thinking about something that happened at the sūpā today.

Bee: What happened?

Hal: The guy in front of me in the check-out line was apparently overdrawn on his credit card.

Kay: So you had to wait while he argued about it?

Hal: He didn't really argue, but I guess he asked to have a manager check.

Kay: I'll bet he was buying a case of beer and a big pack of steaks.

Hal: No. Just bean sprouts, coffee, and orange drink.

Non-chan: That's what? 400 yen? And his card couldn't cover that?

Hal: Apparently not.

Non-chan: Poor guy.

Kay: Well, he shouldn't let his card get overdrawn. Very inconsiderate of him.

Bee: What'd he do?

Hal: He had enough pocket change to pay for the bean sprouts and the coffee, apparently.

Kay: Che. Bean sprouts!

Non-chan: Poor-man's vegetables.

Kay: Huh? Bean sprouts've got nothing in 'em.

Bee: Amino acids for a little protein, a little of the proto-B vitamins. 

Non-chan: Not much, but better than plain rice.

Hal: Four bags, so I'm guessing it was for his family's dinner.

Kay: How much of your time did he waste?

Hal: Not that much, really. I admit I was a little impatient at first.

Kay: I'd've been a lot impatient.

Non-chan: It's still two weeks to payday.

Hal: Exactly. Overdrawn this early in the month.

Bee: With the virus lockdown --

Kay: It's not lockdown.

Non-chan: For a lot of people, it might as well be.

Bee: He might not be getting a paycheck at all.

Kay: But he shouldn't be wasting other people's time in line.

Hal: I thought about offering to pay for the orange drink, but I wasn't quick enough.

Bee: Hard to figure out what's going on in time.

Hal: Yeah.

Non-chan: I think he probably needed other things more than the orange drink.

Hal: I wanted to buy him tofu, cabbage, carrots, and an onion, at least. But I only had enough money for the bag of rolled oats I was buying.

Kay: You bleeding heart.

Non-chan: I think the world needs more bleeding hearts.

Bee: More billionaire CEOs and members of the board who'll let their books bleed a little, if you ask me.

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